Pointless Committee Meeting Schedule

Today's agenda is brought to you by the Committee of Utterly Unnecessary Meetings (C.U.U.M.)

9:00 AM - "The State of Nothingness"

We will spend 2 hours discussing the state of nothingness in our organization.

Subcommittee: The Sub-Committee of Utterly Unnecessary Meetings

Subcommittee Report

11:00 AM - "The Art of Procrastination"

We will spend 3 hours perfecting the art of doing absolutely nothing.

Procrastination Workshop

2:00 PM - "The Joy of Red Tape"

We will delight in filling out forms for 4 hours straight.

Red Tape Extravaganza

5:00 PM - "The End of the Day"

We will spend 1 hour pretending to be productive before calling it a day.

End of the Day Celebration

Remember, attendance is mandatory. Your participation is not.

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